Chairperson,
ladies and
gentlemen, picture me, 10 years from now, I am of course taller and incredibly handsome ! I’m studying advanced space teleportation at the University of Zorg on the planet Xion located in the outer galaxies.
One night, while I’m out partying with my friends, I am attacked by a rogue alien brandishing a lightsabre. He demands my Google brain chip which he wants to sell on the black market. Of course, I am unwilling to part with my brain chip as not only does it have my assignments on it but I’ve just downloaded Minecraft version 11.7.2 with all the mods !
Luckily, with the skills I learnt on planet Earth as an 11 years old I am able to deflect his lighsabre and retain my brain chip.
I am
able to protect my-self in this way because of the self-defense skills I am currently learning at Nexus Mixed Martial
Arts which I attend at least twice a week. This is something that I love to do.
I am
currently the fourth highest rank in my class, brown belt with 2 black stripes
and I got 95% at ma last graduation.
Along
with the never ending push-ups, sits ups, thrust squats and kicks that we seem
to do almost every lesson, our instructor Brad teaches us how to defend
ourselves in any situation.
(Given
the above scenario I will also be suggesting that we would should learn how to
deflect lightsabres in ne not toot distant future !).
Whatever
the future brings, for life here on earth or in galaxy far, far away, I believe
that my self-defense skills will help me in whatever situation I get myself
into !
Chairperson,
ladies and
gentlemen...may the force be with you !
Par Alexander,
notre petit écrivain australien. 12 ans.
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